12-5-04 - 8:22 a.m.
december 5 sunday
I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.
George Carlin
tonite me, D, and kellyann were going to see george carlin. hes a comedian for all yous that dont know. well we were doomed from the start.
D put her keys down on the car seat and closed the door. her car locks and now the keys are inside and we are outside. we spend quite a bit of time attempting to get the key with a straightened wire hanger. thank god her neighbor came down and was actually able to get the keys out for us! we thanked him and hurried on our way to westbury new york. do we hit traffic? you bet your ass we do.
the time slips by and i realize that the tickets are bieng held at the box office. kellyann says we should call and make sure the box office is still open. i call. its not. oh shit. i say we should turn back. there is no use. D says we should keep going. D is also feeling very bad at this point thinking this was all her fault and it was not.
so we kept going. we are later and later but i feel if we do not see even a bit of the act D will feel so bad and never stop talking about how bad she feels.
thank god we found it. the nice man gave us our tickets and we saw 20 mins of the show. he was funny but for most of it i was like whoa sir...maybe you should settle down a bit. he was talking about how natural disasters were an awesome thing because he likes to hear about massive amounts of death. ok then. lol. but i did laugh a bit.
many people left the show early which surprised me. i mean we all know how george carlin is. dont buy a ticket if you cant handle his thoughts. idiots. lol.
we made it home in one piece and all was well.
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