2004-12-03 - 7:57 a.m.
march 12 friday
"We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe."
-Johann von Goethe
i was in evies' room on this great friday. 3 kids puked all over the fuckin floor. of course i was alone and couldnt find many co workers who wanted to help me. bastards all of them.
after work i hurried home, got dressed and waited for kellyann.
she came and we made our way to the stress factory for Ds b day.
the stress factory was really cool inside. they had tvs hanging from the ceiling to show bloopers and also get us on tv so they can make fun of us.
in the front there was a chair and by it was a telephone. this guy came up on stage and read some prank call suggestions and picked the one where he pretended to be a police man and tell this woman the house she was renting out was bieng used as a brothel. i laughed so hard. the whole conversation was heard so you could heart the woman getting nervouse. when she found out that it was the stress factory and that her sister had suggested the prank the lady went apeshit. lol. it was great.
2 comedians went on before the main one. the first one blew the second one was ok. the main guy was fuckin hysterical. we laughed so hard.
khan, chris A, and khans girlfriend chrystal were at another table and very anti social. i was like whatever. but the main table was bob, me, kellyann, john, deb, josh, anna, nicole, D, robbie, and martin.
i feel that my gift really blew. lol. i gave her a gc to barnes and nobles. i really just didnt know what to get her.
after the comedy club we went to timulties for a drink.
yet again khan, chris A, chrystal sat away from us. bob too but i think he was just being social with the anti socials. i sat by martin and he just cracked me up. he told me that this woman he works with said to him hey martin in that movie passions of christ what happens in the end? he dies right? martin was like all i could think of was hell party of one. hell party of one.
D and deb drank alot. i kinda wanted to but i knew kellyann wasnt feeling well and i really didnt have the money either. i drove kellyann and i could tell she didnt want to spend too much time there. D got smashed though. lol. its been a long time since i have seen her like that. i kinda felt bad for john because she was pickin on the black folk alot. but i am sure he knew she was drunk.
finally me and kellyann decided to hit da road and on the way back to the car kellyann says you know we are very close to college ave. and you know what that means? FAT FOOD! so we went and i got a fat bitch and she got a fat darrel.
a fat bitch is mozzarella sticks, french fries, chicken fingers, and steak sandwhich covered with marinera sauce on a bun. omg it is sooooooo good.
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