2003-03-08 - 11:19 a.m.
CHICAGO
CELL BLOCK TANGO
LIZ
Pop
ANNIE
Six
JUNE
Squish
HUNYAK
Uh uh
VELMA
Cicero
MONA
Lipschitz!
LIZ
Pop
ANNIE
Six
JUNE
Squish
HUNYAK
Uh uh
VELMA
Cicero
MONA
Lipschitz!
LIZ
Pop
ANNIE
Six
JUNE
Squish
HUNYAK
Uh uh
VELMA
Cicero
MONA
Lipschitz!
ALL
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
VELMA
I betcha you would have done the same!
LIZ
Pop
ANNIE
Six
JUNE
Squish
HUNYAK
Uh uh
VELMA
Cicero
MONA
Lipschitz!
LIZ(Spoken) GIRLS
You know how people He had it coming
have these little habits He had it coming
That get you down. Like Bernie. He only had himself to blame
Bernie like to chew gum.
No, not chew. POP. If you'd have been there
Well, I came home this one day If you'd have seen it
And I am really irritated, and I betcha you would
looking for a little sympathy Have done the same!
and there'e Bernie layin' He had it coming
on the couch, drinkin' a beer He had it coming
and chewin'. No, not chewin'. He only had himself to blame
Poppin'. So, I said to him, If you'd have been there
I said, "Bernie, you pop that If you'd have seen it
gum one more time..." I betcha you would
and he did. Have dome the same!
So I took the shotgun off the wall
and I fired two warning shots...
...into his head.
ALL
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would
Have dome the same!
ANNIE(Spoken) GIRLS
I met Ezekiel Young from He had it coming
Salt Lake city about two years ago He had it coming
and he told me he was single He only had himself
and we hit it off right away. To blame
So, we started living together. If you'd have been there
He'd go to work, he'd come home, I'd If you'd have seen it
mix him a drink, We'd have dinner. I betcha you would
Well, it was like heaven in Have done the same
two and a half rooms. He had it coming
And then I found out, He had it coming
"Single" he told me? He only had himself
Single, my ass. Not only to blame
was he married If you'd have been there
...oh, no, he had six wives. If yo'd have seen it
One of those Mormons, you know. So that I betcha you would
night, when he came home, I mixed him Have done the same!
his drink as usual.
You know, some guys just can't hold
their arsenic.
LIZ,ANNIE,JUNE,MONA VELMA AND HUNYAK
Hah! He had it coming Pop, six, squish, uh-uh
He had it coming Cicero, Lipschitz
He took a flower
In its prime
And then he used it
And he abused it
It was a murder
But not a crime!
JUNE(Spoken) GIRLS
Now, I'm standing in the kitchen Pop,Six,
carvin' up the chicken for dinner, Squish,Uh-uh,
minding my own business, Cicero,Lipschitz
and in storms my husband Wilbur, Pop, Six,
in a jealous rage. Squish,Uh-uh,
"You been screwin' the milkman," Cicero,Lipschitz
he says. He was crazy Pop,Six,
and he kept screamin', Squish,Uh-uh,
"you been screwin the milkman." Cicero,Lipschitz
And then he ran into my knife.
He ran into my knife ten times!
ALL
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same!
HUNYAK(Spoken)
Mit kersek, en itt? Azt mondjok,hogy a hires lakem lefogta a ferjemet en meg lecsaptam a fejet. De nem igaz, en artatlan
vagyok. Nem tudom mert mondja Uncle Sam hogy en tettem. probaltam
a rendorsegen megmayarazni de nem ertettek meg...
JUNE(Spoken)
Yeah, but di you do it?
HUNYAK
UH UH, not guilty!
VELMA GIRLS
My sister, Veronica and He had it coming
I did this double act He had it coming
and my husband, Charlie, He only had
used to travel round with us. Himself to blame.
Now, for the last number in If you'd have been there
our act, we did these 20 acrobatic If you'd have seen it tricks in a row, one,two,three, I betcha
four,five...splits, spread eagles, You would
back flips,flip flops, Have done
one right after the other. The same!
Well, this one night we were in Cicero, He had
the three of us, sittin' up It coming
in a hotel room, boozin' and He had it coming...
havin' a few laughs and
we ran out of ice.
So I went out to get some.
I come back, open the door
and there's Veronica and
Charlie doing Number Seventeen-
the spread eagle.
Well, I was in such a state of shock,
I completely blacked out.I can't remember a thing.
It wasn't until later,
when I was washing the blood off my hands
I even knew they were dead.
They had it coming
They had it coming
They had it coming all along
I didn't do it
But if I'd done it
How could you tell me that I was wrong?
VELMA GIRLS
They had it coming
They had it coming
They had it coming
They had it coming
They had it coming
They took a flower
All along
In its prime
I didn't do it
And then they used it
But if I'd done it
And they abused it
How could you tell me
It was a murder
That I was wrong? But not a crime!
MONA GIRLS
I loved Alvin Lipschitz He had it coming
more than I can possibly say. He had it coming
He was a real artistic guy... He only had
sensitive... a painter. Himself to blame
But he was troubled. If you'd have been there
He was always trying If you'd have seen it
to find himself. I betcha
He'd go out every night You would
looking for himself Have done
and on the way The same!
he found Ruth,
Gladys,
Rosemary and Irving.
I guess you can say we broke
up because or artistic differences.
He saw himself as alive
and I saw him dead.
ALL
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
LIZ,ANNIE,MONA VELMA,JUNE,HUNYAK
They had it comin'
They had it comin'
They had it comin'
They had it comin'
They had it comin'
They had it comin'
All along
All along 'Cause if they used us
'Cause if they used us And they abused us
And they abused us
How could you tell us
How could you tell us That we were wrong?
That we were wrong?
VELMA,JUNE,HUNYAK
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had
Himself
To blame.
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha
You would
Have done
The same!
LIZ(Spoken)
You pop that gum one more time!
ANNIE(spoken)
Single my ass.
JUNE(Spoken)
Ten times!
HUNYAK(Spoken)
Miert csukott Uncle Same bortonbe.
VELMA(Spoken)
Number seventeen-the spread eagle.
MONA(Spoken)
Artistic differences.
ALL
I betcha you would have done the same!
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